This is an actual Smartie i found!  I did not alter it in ANY way!!! This is an actual Smartie i found!  I did not alter it in ANY way!!! LimeGreenSquid's Art, Philosophies, Fat Girls Are Pretty, KMFDM, Poems, He-Man, Pantera, and more Page
LimeGreenSquid's
Art,
Fat Girls Are Pretty, Poems,
Philosophy,
He-Man, KMFDM, PanterA, and MORE Page


The Sun Enjoys some Juicey Toes, Too!!

UPDATED: February 5th, 2004
(New Art, Editing to Me Page, general Editing to the whole site!)

2003
(TONS of New art Pieces ... New Rants to Fat Girls page And Philosophies page ... Brought back the OLD ART Page!)
2002
(Lots of new Art, page wiped out, brought back, New Erotic Art page added)



General News:
2004
Man, 2003 went by! Well, i moved from BC to Newfoundland to meet the love of my life. I've added so many new drawings and brought back the Old Art page, and i am starting off this year real nicely with even MORE New Art! I just LOVE drawing sexy fat girls!!
Still, my rants added to this site may be few and far between because of my Online Diary, so please go there for more current news about me and my thoughts and rants and such! Hope this is a great year!!



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These are the Pages as you See Them::


So beautiful ...

  • My Fat Girls are Gorgeous Page
      Who is this page for? This page is dedicated to all the beautiful plump goddesses out there who actually are fit and healthy and go out and walk and do things like normal. This page does not apply to those who actually are just lazy, over-eaters who do nothing but sit at home and watch TV, while making others do your work (unless you have an infant or 2, and you have nothing else you can possibly do until the the infant(s) gets old enough to be taken for walks in its buggy, or if you have an actual DNA defect that you can't help). So beautiful ... I know this is a small percentage of you, so most of you reading this site for confidence, you may proceed! The rest should stand up and take a walk ... to anywhere. Stop using your cars. Walk or ride a bike to your destinations! Earn your status as a big beautiful woman, who also cares about her health! You can feel fit and still be "fat" (i have spoken to some women who felt this way). Just like any other respect out there, it must be earned, not claimed! I am being sure to stress health because if it is my major offensive move against supermodelism (besides how ugly it makes people), then it should also be my main defensive move for people of larger sizes. Now on to my page...
      Marissa Jaret Winokur is one of the Beautiful Fat Girls i Speak of!
      Marissa Jaret Winokur


    One of my favorite drawings of mineOne of my favorite drawings of mine
  • My Art Page
    (New Stuff May 21st, 2003)

      My Drawings: Female Form, Misc. Art, Foot Art, Orange and Green Object Photos, Old Art and Erotic Art sections ...

      Sections NOW Available:
      FEMALE FORM
      (The beauty of round curvey women),
      MISC ART
      (Strange creatures, male figures, funny weird stuff!),
      FOOT ART
      (The beauty of the female foot),
      ORANGE AND GREEN
      (Various photos of things Green and Orange),
      NEW!!OLD ARTNEW!!
      (Demons and Muscle Babes and Cartoons, Oh My!),

      and
      EROTIC ART
      (Nature's most artistic activity! NOW with EROTIC LITERATURE!)

    Know your enemy!
  • My Philosophies Page
      My thoughts on the harm of christian "values" and prejudices and how they have no place in our life today, as well as other non-religion fuelled life "lessons" ...

    "A man who relies on the aid of a god deserves the help he doesn't get ..." - The Lady, Dreams of Steel, by Glen Cook



  • My HE-MAN Page
    He-Man and the Masters of the Universe!
      He-Man ... what a Hero ... This page is a tribute to the greatest cartoon series, the 80s ever churned out! Shall i say it's also the greatest cartoon series created, EVER!!

    We get closer, Beat by Beat!
  • My KMFDM & MDFMK Page
      Read my opinions of this great band as well as my reviews of each album, some history and some interesting bits of trivia that i haven't found elsewhere on the net but my page!

  • My About ME Page
    Come see me, Lobsterbulb, in the Blibs section!Me: aka 'Lobsterbulb', and Demon Smartie rule the WORLD! Me
      Pretty self-explanatory ... some pics, lotsa irrelevant banter, my stats, a whole big section of little blibs about who i am ... you guessed it! a page all about me

  • My Quotes Page
      Various tidbits of wisdom from various sources


  • My Poems Page
      Just some things i try to pass off as poetry


    Coming Eventually:

  • Pantera Page



    If you made it here, you are either smart or lucky, because the original URL was limegreenpikkle with 2 K's ... it was removed because i had a hidden picture that was considered "adult content" (It was a picture of a bunch of penises being compared to sporty spice's face ... a VERY close resemblance ... hidden if you clicked her face in a picture on my Geri Halliwell page ... people are so immature about nudity, jeez!). Some tight-ass lifeless dipshit must have seen it and complained to Tripod's Abuse place and they removed me immediately! No warning. No polite, "Please remove the adult content from your page, file name, 'whatever.jpg'." Well, i guess that was my queue to finally let go of my Geri Halliwell website. and i won't make a mistake like that again. Well, i assume that's the reason ... they can't take it off because of my art. Well, some of that stuff was pretty "risquée" ... but it was art, it can't be banned. But anyway, that will all be coming back, my Fat Girls are Gorgeous page it the first page back (March 4/02) and the Poems page a few days after that ...
    The back-ups i made for my pages, though, are slightly outdated and i made new rants on the fat girls one really recently that were lost ... oh well, guess i'll have to do the best i can. But for now, i will just leave you with this stuff for now ...



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