LimeGreenSquid, LimeGreenPikkle, Oylz_Daefkt, or just Nick
(a page for those interested in me)
There i am! In the LimeGreen and Orange. (My favorite colors!) And there's Carolyn in Brown and Blue (her favorite colors!), my beautiful Nuv (we call each other Nuv ... it evolved from the word Love, to Luv, to Nuv). This was roughly 12:10am June 18th, 2003, in the airport in St. John's, Newfoundland, after i got off the plane from my home province, BC, to meet my love for the VERY FIRST TIME!. We had been speaking online and on the phone since December 4th, 2002. We were in that hug for at least 10 minutes straight! I Love My Nuv!
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Updated:
April 21st, 2004
(General updating of facts and editing here and there)
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This was taken Christmas Day in 2003. Ahh, video games. I am sitting here with my Girlfriend's brother-in-law playing Halo. This is to show how long my hair is getting!
Sex: Male (Just to clarify, the picture to your lower-right is my Girlfriend, and Not me ... I am Male, she is Female ... i can see the confused emails coming already, but i am sticking with this decision to display my most beautiful Nuv EVER right here among MY stats!)
Sexual Preference: Plump, Chubby, Fat, Beautiful Round Women with Gorgeous, Beautiful, Wide Feet!! (AKA, my Nuv ... Carolyn in the picture to the right ... *droooool*)
Location: I now reside in St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada (moved here to meet the love of my life, my Nuv, Carolyn, and live with her ... since June 2003). I used to live in Chilliwack, BC, Canada (a city where you can't turn around without seeing a church, or a dollar store ... *shudders at both*)
Internet Nicknames:
LimeGreenSquid
(MSN, mIRC, AND on my Online Diary),
Oylz_Daefkt (Email, and KMFDM Page, for Obvious Reasons explained on that page),
LimeGreenPikkle (in GameFAQs and yahoogroups) ... Other names i HAVE used, but don't use anymore are:
ImpliedButNeverStated ... Shakkazeramesh ... Scrumpinder ... Crucifer6669 ... Skeletor69
(i know, i know, the newbie 69 syndrome, hehe)
Height: 5'10" ... (well, actually 5'9.75")
Weight: I used to always be between 127-135lbs ... but since moving here to Newfoundland with my Nuv, i am closer to 135-140
Eyes: Blue/Grey
Hair: Pale blond ... dirty blond ... gray blond ... i don't know how to explain it ... ash blond? not really a color at all ... although, in the right light there is a faint shimmer of red ...
Hospitalized?: Once when i was 8 for breaking my left arm, and then in 2000 when i had Leukemia
Religion: "The man who relies on the help of a god deserves the help he DOESN'T get." Dreams of Steel by Glen Cook
In other words, Non-Religious/Atheist/Science believer, with some of my own theories about how we are machines built by some higher form of intelligent life ... can be somewhat superstitious (own ones, not the common 'stitions), but it could just be my slight obsessive compulsiveness to do things in the exact same routine if i like the end result.
In a Social Gathering (ie, school or a party, etc...) I am: The quiet one sitting off to the side, making shy glances at the girls i think are interesting (quickly looking away in shyness if their eyes meet mine), but am too afraid to go and speak to them, or speak to anyone i don't know, for that matter. often glazey-eyed while in deep thought. Or strapped to the nearest video game system, heh.
But if Nuv was with me, i'd basically still be shy and not say much, but i'd make sure to cuddle her a lot while she and her friends (and probably all mine if we ever get back to BC) do all the talking.
Shoe Size: 10-11 *raises eyebrows suggestively*
Personal Goals:
-To prove that freaky nerdy people are the ones who are kind and polite, and that the clean-cut jock types are the true evil ones,
-To prove that people can live a long healthy, happy life WITHOUT any spiritual beliefs or guidance,
-To prove to Fat Girls all over the world that there are Legions of us men, (and women) who adore their shape and find them to be the true women and find them to be sexy and beautiful! FAT GIRLS ARE GORGEOUS!!
Hobbies: Drawing beautiful, chubby, barefoot women and other weird demons and creatures and cartoons; Writing (about my Philosophies, or writing in my Online Diary); reading books like The Black Company by Glen Cook, or books of Earthsea by Ursula K. LeGuin, or Obernewtyn by Isabelle Carmody; playing nintendo (i have old NES, SNES and N64 ... RPGs are my main interest ... i LOVE a good story ... but brainless brawlers are fun distractions); cuddling with my Nuv; and listening to good music (see below for what i consider to be good)
Music i Like: some Heavy Metal:
Pantera,
Superjoint Ritual,
Down, (gotta love that Phil)
Machine Head,
Marilyn Manson,
Fear Factory,
White Zombie (Rob has made a few good songs, too),
old Korn,
Pig
some Industrial: KMFDM,
Kraftwerk,
Project Pitchfork, Zero (My best internet friend, Roger, click to see his site and download one of his first songs!),
MDFMK,
Nine Inch Nails,
Wumpscut
some UnLabelable Truly Musical stuff:
Radiohead,
Bjork,
Portishead,
Cornelius,
Tori Amos
some Truly Musical Rock:
Pink Floyd,
The Doors,
The Gathering
PJ Harvey,
Iron Butterfly,
Jeff Buckley
some Jazz:
Oscar Peterson,
Miles Davis,
Benny Goodman,
Billie Holiday,
Vince Guaraldi, (The guy that does the music for Charlie Brown)
Dianna Krall [she donates money to the VERY leukemia ward that I was treated in ... and i also think she has a little foot fetish of her own, tee hee ... "Let's hit the floor and go explore those popsicle toes!" plus every album of hers that i own has a good shot of her feet, hehe],
Sammy Davis Jr.,
Ella Fitzgerald, ...
and various other good jazz ... especially the modest sounding small jazz bands which are not flashy-sounding like some big swing bands are ... my Sammy CD is on the verge of being too flashy, i don't really like the flashy, swing sound, but sometimes it can be done nicely ... i hate the crappy "smooth" 80s trashy sounding jazz like krappy krappy kenny g.
some Alternative/Grunge: Offspring [the Smash era],
Tea Party,
Rainbow Butt Monkeys [now known as Finger Eleven, but i don't like Finger Eleven as much],
Weezer
Notable Female Singers (and/or their bands) That i Enjoy (some may already be listed in above categories):
The Gathering (Anneke van Giersbergen),
PJ Harvey,
Bjork,
Portishead (Beth Gibbons),
Dianna Krall,
Tori Amos,
Billie Holiday,
Hole (Courtney Love, in the "Live Through This" era),
Alanis Morrisette (in "Jagged Little Pill" era),
Lucia Cifareli (formerly of Drill, now sings with KMFDM)
i also like: the style of Baroque music[the stuff you'd hear on a lute or harpsi-chord, usually heard these days in the background of an old English tale or something], and old Japanese music ...
Favorite Foods:
SUSHI!! (salmon, halibut, yellowtail, red snapper, octopus, and squid)
SQUID!! (the tentacles are the best part!)
Grapefruit!! (the lighter the pink is inside, the better!)
My daily breakfast of a bacon and egg sandwich with a hashbrown (i make the best)
Homemade Spaghetti,
Chicken Salad Pizza Bagel that i invented,
Pork Fried Rice,
my peanutbutter chocolate chip cookies (I make the best in the world!),
sour candy,
Cadbury brand milk chocolate (there is no greater ... Neilson and Nestle come close, but not quite)
Favorite Fluids:
Regular: this MinuteMaid Raspberry punch juice ... so divine! and this No Name brand of orange punch, nice and tart Carbonated: Fresca, Green Apple Jones, Grapefruit Pop (the yellow kind, more than the pink), Grape Pop Alcohol: Smirnoff Ice, Whiskey, Tom Collins, St. Seline(or is it Porceline? I couldn't hear the person properly when i asked what she was drinking)
Favorite Color: LIME GREEN!! and the best color combo is Lime Green and Orange! (can't wait to get enough money to personalize a car, hehe)
Favorite Movies:
(In Alphabetical, then Chronological order)
12 Monkeys,
A Christmas Story,
A Clockwork Orange,
Addams Family,
Addams Family Values,
Amelie,
Army of Darkness,
Batman,
Batman Returns,
Bedknobs and Broomsticks,
Being John Malkovich,
Bruce Almighty,
Edward Scissorhands,
Fearless Hyena, (old Jackie Chan movie)
Ghost World,
Happiness,
Heavenly Creatures,
Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom,
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (i probably wouldn't like it if i wasn't stoned the first time i watched it),
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring,
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers,
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, (all 3, FUCKING awesome!)
The Matrix,
The Matrix Reloaded,
The Matrix Revolutions, (another kick-ass trilogy)
Mermaid Scar, (good anime)
Monster Squad!! ("Wolf Man's got Nards!"),
Neverending Story (there was only one version of this movie ... the 2nd, 3rd, and cartoon versions do NOT exist!!!!!!!!),
Nightmare Before Christmas,
Ninja Scroll,
Office Space,
The Pianist,
Pink Floyd The Wall,
Return to Oz,
Robin Hood (the disney cartoon, not the crappy costner!),
Sixth Sense,
Spiderman,
Star Wars A New Hope, (Classic)
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back, (Great Classic)
Star Wars Return of the Jedi, (Awesome Classic, Awesome Trilogy)
Star Wars Phantom Menace, (kinda OK, i have to put it here cuz it's Star Wars)
Star Wars Attack of the Clones, (Really good)
Street Fighter II, the Animated Movie,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze,
Terminator,
Terminator 2,
Twins (Oh, Arnold and Danny DeVito, hehe),
Unbreakable (this guy knows how to twist an ending!),
Ups and Downs of a Handyman (Oh, just one of those 1960s comedy/soft porns),
Vamyros Lesbos (Oh, just one of those spanish directed, set in Hungary, German dubbed with english subtitles, 60s, lesbian, vampire soft-porn ... at least they had real bodies back then, rather than the hideous stick whores we see on TV and movies today!),
Wizard of Oz,
Zoolander
Favorite Body Parts of a Woman: Feet and Toes: nice, wide, round feet, not bony, but with cute, small grape-like toes ... clean and sweet scented ... very erotically charged body part), in Japanese the sole of the foot can be referred to as ashitsuki, or "Foot Moon" ... and i think that's just poetically beautiful, i could have a pair of feet in my lap, and their textures would fulfill the nerves in my hands and fingers (and lips) for hours! Round Rolly Belly: One of the sexiest things is seeing a chubby girl raise her arms so that her shirt lifts and you can see her soft, plump, pinky-white belly ... being able to come up from behind her and squeeze that round squishiness in my hands ... fuckin' paradise, i tell ya! Meaty Legs: I especially like seeing plump, pale, white-pink thighs or calves below a skirt-line, rrrraow! Whether muscular or plump, thick legs are best! Round Arms: Same with legs, round and gorgeous and soft in the upper arm ... and thick! Lovely Shaped Underarms: unshaven is best, and a good armpit helps me appreciate a beautiful arm, shoulder and breast Womanly Hips: Well, sometimes women just don't have the hourglass shape, but it doesn't take away from still having sexy wide hips! Soft, Real Breasts: Whether size A or DD (or more? i don't know how high they get), i don't have a size preference ... as long as they are real, and noticeable ... i tend to be with someone around a B or a C
"Where did your Foot Fetish come from, LimeGreenSquid?"
Well, me? I seem to remember when i was younger, like 9, 10-ish ... i felt like i was swearing if i were to say the word "toes" in public ... it made me shy for a reason i did not know at the time. But it all basically started when i was about 13 or 14 ... the realization of it, i mean. I love to draw, and i did for a really long time. i would always draw superheroes and stuff. (that is how i started to love good, meaty arms) I also liked comic books and i was a little, typical, dick-driven, pubescent kid, and my brother and i bought this Marvel Comics Swimsuit issue. I was looking thru it and i found Psylocke. Of all the pictures in the book, that one excited me the most (besides She-Hulk, but she was wearing crappy high heels, but she had lovely, large, muscular - but feminine - arms) because Psylocke's foot was at a really neat angle (perched on the ball of her foot, toes bent and sole in full view, and each toe countable) and i felt i needed to try to draw it. i didn't know why i was drawn to her foot so much but i was driven to reproduce it ... i just felt like i needed to draw it. Soon, all the women i drew had to be barefoot. Then many of those barefoot babes had some sort of cheeky sexual thing relating to their feet. In denial, i refused to let myself think i had a foot fetish, because fetishes are "weird" and "strange." (A very immature way of thinking, once you consider how many of us sole massaging foot lovers there are in the world ... as well as the fact that any love of any body part is a fetish ... for example, most men have a breast fetish, or a leg fetish, or an ass fetish). but i kept drawing feet and i kept admiring feet, trying to get a good glance at any beautiful feet i could find to see how they were shaped to draw them better. there was this one girl in my french class in grade 11, and one day, (the class room was set up where one group of desks is back against the east wall, facing the middle of the class. and on the west wall, another group of desks faced the middle of the room,
leaving a walking space in the middle for the teacher) ... anyway, this girl sat in the opposite set of desks from me. the class was basically empty except for a few of us students and stuff, because of a field trip or something. well, she took off her shoes and put her barefeet on the seat of the desk in front of her, curling and wiggling her toes seductively. it drove me wild (especially since she was the most beautiful girl in the school in my opinion at that time). these were the most perfect soles i had ever seen! The cutest, sexiest toes that i ever wanted to suck on! I instantly sketched them onto my desk to burn the memory of their shape into my mind. i drew a few pictures with feet in exactly that pose (the drawing in this link that i did when i was 16 best displays those beautiful feet).
How did i start liking chubby feet? well, it happened when i started realizing that i love women with flesh. a nice round belly (with a couple natural rolls as well), round arms, round, curvy everything ... it fell with feet, too. i became turned off by bony, thin, long feet, while fleshy, wide feet, with full, round toes began to drive me the wildest. I draw them all the time on my plump woman drawings, too. (http://limegreenpikkle.tripod.com/art.html)
And what was my first, physical, foot experience? Well ... let's just say it involved alcohol, sexy barefeet, massaging with my hands ... and with my mouth ... *wink wink*
I would be happy just sitting, watching TV, or something, for a long time just massaging a pair of soft feet in my lap. All the textures, curves, the soft bump of each toe in my palms and fingers and the smooth soles ... it's a very sensual experience ...
For those of you "Advanced" in the knowledge of foot admiration, i'll answer your frequently asked questions here: No, i do not like smelly feet. I like the look of dirty feet, (there's something "naughty" about it for some reason), but i would not put my mouth near dirty feet. I hate high heels, they make the foot look plastic like a hideous barbie doll. I prefer thong sandals best, they leave the foot soft and human-looking, and wearing them also makes the feet the most naked that feet can be! Arch size doesn't register in my mind ... flat or high? i tend to like flat to middle-sized arches, and i think high ballerina arches are scary. I don't like the idea of getting trampled (walked on .... i'm not a big guy!), but i do like the idea of getting a face massage by some beautiful, clean, soft feet. "Footjobs" (if you don't know, you can probably guess) do nothing for me, but some toes rubbing on the proper area will get a "standing ovation". I would love to eat sushi off the beautiful soles of my precious Nuv ...
Above: Me kissing Nuv's Toes (June 2003, i believe)
Below: Nuv's gosh darn beautiful Soles that i Drew On!!
Anymore categories? If i think them up, i'll let you know ...
Some Pics
FINALLY ... something Orange and Green to wear together!!! (Picture Taken: Sunday, January 12th, 2003)
This is me in my parents' car going to see grandparents on thanksgiving (canadian thanksgiving which happens sometime in october or september or something ... i never keep track, cuz it's just one of those useless holidays, but you get to eat great! ... Tue, Nov. 26, 2002)
This is me in one of my Kitchen's (i moved a lot between 2002-2003) by my Shrine of Green! I'm "wearing" a cookie jar, i suppose, hehe! (Summer 2002)
These were closer to when i had finished chemotherapy ... the Devil one was on Halloween 2001! I even did all my own make-up! First time! Unfortunately, that halloween was closer to the twin building plane incident and no one was going outside ... paranoia ... we're in canada! other countries actually LIKE canada, despite the fact that we also use slave labour just like the states to enhance the evil capitalism such as making wal-mart clothing! Anyway, me and my ex-gf/now good friend, Aaryn, were called to a house by a couple little girls saying, "We have candy!" so we DID get SOME candy that night ... and aaryn's mom gave us bags of nuts, hehe ... so what if i was 21, i went trick or treating! got a problem with that? and i'm going to try to go out again every year if i can gather enough like-minded people! Unless plans for a party of some sort might be made, which would be ok ... i guess.
My take on God
i don't hate god, i just dislike and have no respect for the god written about in the bible, and could never take the character seriously as being a real life-form. when i speak of god (on my philosophies page) i speak of him as if he was just a character in a novel, which he is. The Jewish God is a character created by combining parts of other previously created Babylonian gods. If i do ever speak of him in a manner as if he were real, it is most likely that i am speaking hypothetically to theorize how he'd "really" be, or usually to provide my reasons to discredit his existance in this world anywhere other than in the storybook that is the bible. this god has never done anything to me, or for me, or against me. he nas never spoken to me, or shown himself to me. How can i hate or love something if it's not real? It's the people who use the name of their god to justify their own prejudices and oppressive behaviour! People will always find reasons to hate other people, no matter which god is the popular one of the time, and no matter what rules the people create in the name of that god. and that's what gods and religions are all about ... creating a group of people to follow that god's author's rules. A group who's ultimate purpose is to sperate itself from, and gang up on, other groups of people!
On the subject of god making things happen, if bad things happen to me, they are either my fault, or not my fault. can't blame an invisible being for my downfalls, nor credit him for my personal victories. Only i can focus my mood to the positive or the negative in the situations i face in life. i don't get any spiritual help (or harm) from anyone but myself and the people who love (or hate) me.
i am me. i am the only me that i have. i am the only one who can truly make myself happy, and generally, i am! some people need crutches to help them deal with their own problems. some people are just really nice people who would be nice no matter what happens to them. And some of those nice people happen to fall into christianity. some of those people fall into satanism (which has nothing to do with the christian devil), some of these people fall into wicca (which is one of the more respectable spiritualities) ... and Just as well as the "some people" in ALL walks of life, (everyone knows at least one extremely, genuinely kind person)! Whichever god they believe or do not believe in takes no part in it, cuz they were nice people IN THE FIRST PLACE! There is no proof to tell me there is a god. No one even tries to make a scientific explanation (we can't see or smell or feel atoms, but we believe they are there because scientists have found evidence and provide thorough explanations, no flimsy "faith" crap! faith doesn't work on people who think). So my only conclusion is that there are no gods or spirits or goddesses or devils or demons, thus rendering religion and spirituality Irrelevant in the act of leading a genuine, content life!
Please, please, PLEASE don't make your entries "Private" unless you say something personal about yourself, because i get too many Private, "hey man, nice page, bye," or they say nothing that needs to be private ... it is so AGGRAVATING!
Sexual Preference: Plump, Chubby, Fat, Beautiful Round Women with Gorgeous, Beautiful, Wide Feet!! (AKA, my Nuv ... Carolyn in the picture to the right ... *droooool*)
Pantera, 
some Jazz: 
Favorite Foods: 
Being John Malkovich, 
Favorite Body Parts of a Woman: 
Well, me? I seem to remember when i was younger, like 9, 10-ish ... i felt like i was swearing if i were to say the word "toes" in public ... it made me shy for a reason i did not know at the time. But it all basically started when i was about 13 or 14 ... the realization of it, i mean. I love to draw, and i did for a really long time. i would always draw superheroes and stuff. (that is how i started to love good, meaty arms) I also liked comic books and i was a little, typical, dick-driven, pubescent kid, and my brother and i bought this Marvel Comics Swimsuit issue. I was looking thru it and i found Psylocke. Of all the pictures in the book, that one excited me the most (besides She-Hulk, but she was wearing crappy high heels, but she had lovely, large, muscular - but feminine - arms) because Psylocke's foot was at a really neat angle (perched on the ball of her foot, toes bent and sole in full view, and each toe countable) and i felt i needed to try to draw it. i didn't know why i was drawn to her foot so much but i was driven to reproduce it ... i just felt like i needed to draw it. Soon, all the women i drew had to be barefoot. Then many of those barefoot babes had some sort of cheeky sexual thing relating to their feet. In denial, i refused to let myself think i had a foot fetish, because fetishes are "weird" and "strange." (A very immature way of thinking, once you consider how many of us sole massaging foot lovers there are in the world ... as well as the fact that any love of any body part is a fetish ... for example, most men have a breast fetish, or a leg fetish, or an ass fetish). but i kept drawing feet and i kept admiring feet, trying to get a good glance at any beautiful feet i could find to see how they were shaped to draw them better. there was this one girl in my french class in grade 11, and one day, (the class room was set up where one group of desks is back against the east wall, facing the middle of the class. and on the west wall, another group of desks faced the middle of the room,
leaving a walking space in the middle for the teacher) ... anyway, this girl sat in the opposite set of desks from me. the class was basically empty except for a few of us students and stuff, because of a field trip or something. well, she took off her shoes and put her barefeet on the seat of the desk in front of her, curling and wiggling her toes seductively. it drove me wild (especially since she was the most beautiful girl in the school in my opinion at that time). these were the most perfect soles i had ever seen! The cutest, sexiest toes that i ever wanted to suck on! I instantly sketched them onto my desk to burn the memory of their shape into my mind. i drew a few pictures with feet in exactly that pose (the 
And what was my first, physical, foot experience? Well ... let's just say it involved alcohol, sexy barefeet, massaging with my hands ... and with my mouth ... *wink wink* 
