Oylz Daefkt's Page of Quotes (from me, from others, and from famous names)

(The ones closest to the top are more often the newest additions)

"Religion and god aren't essential to happy healthy lives, just remember that!" - ~Gone Crazy~ at Inthewire.com

"My god beats the fuck outta your god!" - Phil Anselmo, singing for Superjoint Ritual

"A man who relies on the aid of a god deserves the help he doesn't get." Dorotea Senjak, AKA The Lady, Book 5 of the Black Company Series: Dreams of Steel, by Glen Cook

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind." - Dr. Seuss

"An ear-ring, how rebellious .... in a conformist sort of way." - Lisa Simpson when Bart got his ear pierced (I share this sentiment with any piercing)

"You know your society is corrupt if one hole in your body is more a "faux pas" than another." - My friend, Sandra Smiley

"this is the idea of zero. i am nothing . they are everything. we combine to form reality. together , we can shape it how we please. everything is meaningless , and is therfore nothing. nothing is meaningful and is therfore everything. this cycle is life itself. and these theories are the basis of my art." - My great online pal, Roger, AKA Zero (PS-His music is excellent!)

"It was Christianity, on the basis of its resentment against life, that first made something unclean out of sexuality: it threw filth on the beginning, on the prerequisite of our life..." - Nietzsche

"[She] wondered at how men ordered their world into this dance of masks, and how easily a woman might learn to dance it." - Tenar (From the Book "Tehanu" by Ursula K. LeGuin)

"julia roberts' laugh is like an explosion that happens in her neck that just doesn't do the damage we all wish it did! - My brother Mikel

"Puritanism is the haunting notion that someone, somewhere, is having fun." - Given to me by Jayney

"You be you. i be me. she be she. he be he. she be he. he be she. and let chance happen and all will be as it will be." - Me (kind of a ramble on just being i guess

"Come on, people now ... smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another right now ..." - YoungBloods (I was sitting frustrated about all the stupid islamic wars based on race and religion and then i heard this song come on the radio and it made the rest of my day ...)

"I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people." - John Lennon

"Fat girls are pretty." - Me

"And fat girls are not just pretty. They are warmhearted, beautiful, smart, loving women whose smile wakes one up in the morning and keeps one "up" at night." - Aladdinsane ... visit his website, it is cool, and has really great writings!

"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?" - Abraham Lincoln

"Standing above the crowd, he had a voice so strong and loud and i swallowed his facade cuz i'm so eager to identify with someone above the ground, someone who seemed to feel the same, someone prepared to lead the way, with someone who would die for me....." - I don't know who wrote this, it comes from a song and i found it in an email, and it spoke to me cuz i did this with Marilyn Manson. But at least the things he writes about, most of it i really believe in, because they are really true (and to all those people who only read, "the housewife i will beat" and stop reading right there just don't get the point ... he is making a parody of YOUR type of people ... the righteous father wears the yellow-est grin)

"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human." - Mouse from The Matrix

"Responsibility to yourself means refusing to let others do your thinking, talking and naming for you;it means learning to respect and use your own brains and instints, hence, grappling wiht hardwork. It means that you do not treat your body as a commodity with which to purchase superficial intimacy or economic security;for your bodies and minds are inseperable in this life, and when we allow our bodies to be treated as objects our minds are in mortal danger. It means insisting that those to whom you give your friendship and love are able to respect your mind" - Adrienne Rich (1977)

"The Bible is the greatest handbook for Genocide" - Noam Chomsky (not exactly word for word, but this is the paraphrase)

"Karl Marx, Lenin, Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot: And the americans are complaining about what BILL CLINTON does in his bedroom?!?" - Me

"[Followers of Christ] Church members reportedly visit dentists and optometrists. Adults visit doctors as required when filing workers' compensation insurance claims, but children with life-threatening conditions are offered only prayers." - Article: Faith Healing Kills Children, also
"A 6-year-old boy whose parents belong to the Followers of Christ Church died last July from a hernia that strangled his small intestine after more than 30 hours of severe pain and vomiting."

"the welfare of human beings is more important than their religious beliefs." - Freedom From Rligion Foundation Newsletter: Freethought Today, by Adam Butler

"Funny how those friends forget you when you tire of their games/You miss a show or party that blows/And they've forgotten your name.Yeah" - Natalie Imbruglia (City), this one seems to be the theme for me this past week or so (April 23-May 1, so far)

"Real Gentlemen don't say, 'I'm Gentle'" - My good friend Tamayo. She is the most gorgeous person i know! She is a Japanese exchange student, and although her English isn't perfect, she comes up the most brilliant things!!!

"Remember kids, no matter who you are or what you want to try and change, one day you'll turn around and be someone you're fighting." - My good friend Devon ... her page is HERE!

"every man has freedom to do all that he wills, provided he infringes not on the equal freedom of others." - herbert spencer

"i'm not a vegetarian. all things in nature are alive. i think it's ridiculous to scream that eating meat is a horrible thing and then applaud eating plants. life is a cycle, get over it." - Jade, the owner of the M-Pyre.

"i'm not against god or those who believe in god; i'm against those who use god to justify and promote bigotry, injustice and oppression." - Jade, owner of the M-Pyre, as well as myself

"i don't know if i should laugh or cry when i hear about a 32-day-old baby die because its christian parents believed the child was a messiah and refused it food." - Owner of the M-Pyre

"'it's just a stupid animal', so many people say. right - a stupid soulless worthless animal who deserves to be brutally tortured and killed just so that us humans can have some fun. call me stupid and worthless, but a person who considers that sort of explanation sufficient, becomes an enemy of mine, and the reason for my sickening disgust and anger which goes out to the entire humanity." - Jade

"when i hear about someone who's commited an act of cruelty toward an animal, dark toughts about that person's demise overpower me, most of them not very nice or legal." - Jade

"besides, mr. god, you can't create something and then get mad at it. an artist might get mad and destroy a not-so-perfect painting, but he shouldn't blame the painting for being imperfect. if creation isn't that great, then there is only one person to blame: the creator." - Her again (i hope i have permission to post these ... if i don't, email me and they will be removed.)

"i'm sick of women who blame all their problems on men. i'm sick of men who think women were put on earth to serve them." - Jade

"Skeletor to King Randor ... Skeletor to King Randor ... come in you royal boob !!!"- Skeletor (on a radio to ... KING RANDOR !! Surprised?)

"it has always tickled us how americans are so sensitive to 'satanism' and all kinds of other hoaky stuff." - Sascha Konietzko (from KMFDM).

"I believe removing (shaving) the hair that nature intended us to have is a fetish." - From a Site i saw once

"Did you know that you're the few preditory species that even preys on itself?" - Some guy on an original Star Trek episode

"JOHN VAN EATON, WHOM EVERYONE WILL THINK NICOLE BLACKMAN IS RIPPING OFF WHEN THEY HEAR HER ORIGINAL VERSION AND THEY GO: "Whoa, she's rippin' off the red stripe Pepe Le Peu guy who opened the show for KMFDM on the fall tour." "You idiot, did you see her do it in the spring?" "No, my Mom wouldn't let me go to the show." "Well, you snooze, you lose!!!" And then one of them will stomp the other one with big black boots and we'll have to issue a press release about it because they'll be wearing KMFDM shirts when they get photographed coming out of the police precinct in handcuffs and some little old lady in South Dakota will call TVT and start saying how the band incites violence and must be stopped and she'll get a ton of records together and make a bonfire out of them, except she's half-illiterate and she gathers up a bunch of KLF records instead and everyone figures, "Gee, must be a great album" and buys up KLF records by the boxload and the band ends up with a hit catalog. Great. Just great..." - Nicole Blackman

"Nicotine. Addictive drug, said to cause lung cancer, taxes raise huge sums for government, huge profits for big business. Totally legal. - Cannabis. non-addictive drug, probably not carcinogenic, but outside the big business and tax circle. Hence illegal. (But didn't the British introduce addictive opium to China in the 19th century so they could open up a new trade route...)" - My New Friend, Hammer from his site filled with topics probably mentioned but ignored, put in an interesting manor!

"Why do powerful governments get paranoid sometimes? We all know about Tiannamen Square. Couldn't happen here. Not yet, but they're working on it. For many years a completely harmless group of hippies called "Radio Caroline" played pop music from a ship anchored just outside British waters. Then one day some officials (in the British cabinet) got the jitters and secretly passed a law that allowed the army, or anyone else, to close it down with guns or using whatever force was necessary. The British government wouldn't be able to touch a boat full of crack anchored alongside until it left international waters, but disc jockeys - well, they're dangerous. The butterfly on the wheel..." - Hammer

"Don't crack a nut with a sledgehammer. So why do toasters and washing machines have microprocessors? So that the repair bills will be more expensive? And if your PC has ever crashed, would you want too much computer power making your car work?????" - Hammer

"I grew up with technology. First with sound radio, then black and white television when I was six, colour five years later. There was a sense of discovery and adventure. Pirate radio came and went, and so on. Kids growing up now see all this technology in place and there's nothing wonderful left to discover. Whatever the future holds, it'll just be more of the same. Flat screen tv? Holographic cinema? Big deal." - Hammer

"Using the net, we can talk to someone who lives on the other side of the world, even though we've never met our next door neighbours." - Hammer (he comes up with clever stuff, eh?)

"Boys don't cry. They just go mental because society makes them repress their natural safety valve." - Hammer

"Where did we come from? Evolution? Maybe, but it's hard to believe that wherever hydrogen, oxygen and carbon occur in the universe, there's a reasonable chance that they'll just turn into complex organic molecules and the rest. Maybe it's happened ONCE in the whole universe, but it seems more likely to me that we are (one of) "God's allotment(s)", seeded with life many millions of years ago. Probably he pops back from time to time to do a little pruning and weeding." - Hammer (why did i put this one? well, it is actually a thought out view!)

"I'd love to achieve a really flat tummy, but I think a round belly is quite sexy. There's a classic line in Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis's French girlfriend says: 'What the man likes to see and what the man likes to feel are two different things.'" - Geraldine Estelle Halliwell (I love this quote cuz it is completely true ... especially the round belly bit)

"I disapprove of what you say, but i will defend to the death your right to say it!" - Voltaire

"Until the lions have their historians, tales of hunting will always glorify the hunter." - African Proverb

"Some people might say where's the sense in Girl Power in the topless modelling I did. But that's where the misunderstanding is. Girl Power is all about controlling your own destiny and what is right for you - it's not a dictation of how to be." - Geraldine Estelle Halliwell

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it." - Joseph Romm, Washington (submitted by me dear Delightful Pumpkin)

"If one man had one home in one world he'd live alone without variety - full of anxiety, no one to point at, question, or even talk to, in his private grave. No matter what color, he wouldn't be saved from hell, he dwells, a closed mind plays the part of prison cells ..."- Phil Anselmo

"What's 'at got to do wif my knob?" - Paul from "Bedknobs & Broomsticks"

"We don't live, we just scratch on, day to day, with nothing but matchbooks and sarcasm in our pockets, and all we're waiting for is for something worth waiting for!" - Nicole Blackman (from the song Dogma by KMFDM)

"Her hips move, and i can feel what they're sayin', swayin' ... they say, 'The beast inside o' me is gonna getcha, getcha again ...'" - Type O Negative

"I worship nature in my own way. I feel it unnecessary to thank a tree after you take it's fruit (like some believe), because SAYING thanks is unnatural. Do animals thank trees when they take fruit or leaves? Of course not!! Other than the satisfaction of a good meal, there should need no more thanks when it is obvious that the tree doesn't want the fruit in the first place (ergo, the fruit falls off after time). Mother nature asks for no thanks or recognition ... she only asks that all animal-kind and plant-life, alike, survive and make this place a not bad place." - Me

"The devil is supposed to torture sinners ... but why would he hate those who hate his enemy?" - Larry Portelance

"Most freethinkers consider religion to be not only untrue, but harmful. It has been used to justify war, slavery, sexism, racism, homophobia, mutilations, intolerance, and oppression of minorities." - A Page about Free Thinking

"Why should someone who sees follow the blind ones?" - Project Pitchfork

"Religion gives us sticks. Some people use their sticks for walking. Many people use their sticks for beating. But almost all of them shove their sticks down other people's throats. It's a good thing that a lot of us cast our sticks into the ocean!" - Me (I just made that up, and i claim Copyright, Sunday April 12, 1998)

"I made a god out of blood
not superiority
I killed the king of deceit
Now i sleep in anarchy." - Tim Skold (With KMFDM)

"In my Utopia: Gender, race, sexual preference, and religion will be judged as the people now judge eyecolor." - Mikel (My brother)

"Just because Michael Crichton wrote Jurassic Park, and it ended up on the best seller's list, doesn't make it real. So why do christians think that because the bible is the #1 Bestseller that is it true? Hmmm ... where's the logic?" - Anonynous (because Larry Portelance doesn't want you to know that he said it ... D'OH!)

"Why do fields of love turn to fields of hate? Why do temples of truth turn to churches of lies? God knows. Didn't he want it that way ...?" - Mikel (My brother)

"Chaos created government." - Tim Skold

"Cancel my subscriptoin to the Resurrection." - Jim Morrison (It means something if you think about it)

"Don't talk about stuff you know nothing about. Leave that to your priests." - Me

"The Lord is my shepard, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie.
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones.
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication,
Master the art of karate.
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the Bugger's eyes water!" - Pink Floyd

"Let's stop praying for someone to save us and start saving ourselves." - KMFDM

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven." - Milton

"If Satan were to ever exist, he would be the only god to bow down before you." - Me

"You never know: You may wake up dead tomorrow." - Homer Simpson, comforting Bart to sleep

"I don't know what's gonna happen, but i wanna have my kicks before the whole shit-house goes up in flames!" - Jim Morrison

"Study before you accuse!" - Me

"Blue eyes are bluer when they cry." - Me

"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death!" - Pink Floyd

"Never follow a religion whose major icon is a corpse on a stick." - Amber, my friend!

"Monkeys will eat dirt if you make them" (Think about it)- David Kelly, bass-player for the local band, SWEET OVERDOSE, and friend. Sweet overdose will soon have a page up, so watch for it ... they are gonna make it big. Big as in Pantera, not big as in 15 minutes of Oasis fame

"Until next time, see ya, we love ya, may you get high, may you drop acid, may you get laid and all that good shit!" - Phil Anselmo(101 Proof Live)

"I'd like to rip out the pope's eyes and shove them up his ass to show him what I think about his beliefs !!!" - My friend Adam's brother, Gord Wice.

"They put it in your head, they lay you in your bed, 'He's watching, say your prayers, cuz God is everywhere,' bullshit!!" - Phil Anselmo (101 Proof Live)

"A group that caters no one's fees or synthetic deities is where I belong. My stand is the Human race without a label or a face, so they can LICK MY SACK !!" - Phil Anselmo of Pantera

"Do you accept what you are told without even thinkin'? Just throw it all and make your own, and give me something, something to believe in!" - The Offspring

"And if you look away, you'll be doin what they say. And if you look alive, you'll be singled out and tried!" - The Offspring

"We are the music makers ... we are the dreamers of the dreams ..." Willie Wonka

"The one true opposer of christ is logic." - Me

"What I don't get are people who teach that knowledge is power, and yet teach the existance of a god" - Me

"I speak religion's message clear, 'I am denial, guilt and fear'" - Trent Reznor

"Christ is an insult to us thinkers" - From a page called, "Apple of Sodom"

"EVIL is LIVE backwards" - Whoever discovered this one first, said it first!

"If anyone needs salvation, help, knowledge and/or saving it's the christian sheep out there who follow the herd blindly into the slaughter. None of the make believe words on the pages of an outdated faerytale (known as the bible to you) can fit in anyday life as any real thing. Should i be impressed by the workings of your fictitious god?"- Me

"Believe in yourself. You'll be more successful. No divine deity will ever help you. If you don't understand that, maybe you should return to kindergarten ..."- Me

"Why do so many christians always reject the truth which is supported by facts?"- Me

"I went to god just to see ... and I was looking at me ... saw heaven and hell were lies ... when I'm god everyone dies ..."- Marilyn Manson

"There will be no racial discrimination here. I consider you all equally worthless!!" - The sergeant from Full Metal Jacket (Submitted by Gordon Wice, Adam's brother)

"Authoritarian/Totalitarian Religions and controlled media are the ultimate rapes of the mind" - Me

"Being yourself is really forsaking 'God'" - Marilyn Manson

"I'll call no one my father who's no closer than a stranger ... I WON'T listen"- Phil Anselmo (of Pantera)

"The KKK is 'God's' right hand of enforcement"- Me again

"Now you pick up that splintered chair, that was aiming for your head ... a head that should have been long ago kicked in by me ... alone" Phil Anselmo

(probably Directed to religions)==> "I don't need you, Poison! I don't need your cold! I don't need forgiveness! I don't need YOU !!!" - Gravity Kills

"There was a time when religion ruled the world ... It is known as the 'Dark Ages'."- Some other smart guy

"WON'T YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE ... now?"- Jonathan Davis of KoRn

"I was born in Quebec, but then moved to Canada" -My friend, Tom

"If everyone believed in 'God', we would be condemned to a world of bigotry"- Mikel (My brother)

"Oasis sucks"- Anyone with taste

"Hanson is a group of gay little girls wearing tootoos, weiner hats, leather whips, chains and army boots"- Mikel (My brother)

"God is dead, and no one cares! If there is a hell, I'll see you there!"- Trent Reznor

"There's greater pain than your own"- Trent Reznor

"Christianity is the greatest hoax of all time! People used to know the earth was the center of the galaxy, people used to know the earth was flat...... Question God's authority, and all you have learned...and you will see that Athiesm has been right all along!" - Britt

"Death.....is just like the time you before you were born.... and look at how much time flew before you lived.... near infinity years.... be good to one another, death is eternal!" - Britt

"You know a religion is corrupt and made up along the way when it breaks up and fights itself (eg. jews vs. catholics vs. protestants vs. lutherans vs. kkk vs. anglican vs. jehovah's witnesses, ad infinitum...), a christian is a christian is a christian !!! (except for Jews ... they have at least their own culture ... somewhat ...)"- Me

"GO HERETICS!!!"- My brother and me

"May the force be with you"- Yoda, Obi-Wan, Han Solo, and Admiral Ackbar from the Star Wars trilogy

"Believe in yourself ... there is nothing else to believe in but success in yourself" - Me

"The hands that help are far greater than the hands that pray"- I'm not quite sure who first said it ...

"... as they shit into my mind, you stole my life, without a sign, you suck me dry ..."- KoRn, from the song "Good God"

"I don't know about you, but religious assholes piss me off. They are always talking about miracles and the gift of life and other stupid shit like that. I am here because of biology, not some stupid ass spirit that grants children. Stupid book is thousands of years old and dumbasses still believe in it. I know the world had to start with more than two people, stupid asses are inbred or something. It breaks natural laws and other weird stuff I learned in crappy school." - moonautoworks (crude ... but effective!)

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